In Bali....
Q : Are you Japanese?
A : No
Q : I'm making sushi tonight. I just went to buy that seaweed...what is it called again?
(and looks directly at me)
A : Uhhhh.......?????
In Malaysia....
Q : Are you Malaysian?
A : Yes
Q : Are you mixed?
A : No
Q : Then what are you?
A : Aaarghhhhhh.........
In Malaysian Chinese restaurants......
Q : What would you like to eat, rice or noodles or dim-sum
A : Noodles and dim-sum
Q : By the way, our dishes contain pork, is it OK?
(then they look at me)
DUHHHH!!!!!!
1 comment:
I always get the Korean or Japanese thing. I'll go to Korea town and everyone will start talking to me in Korean...
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