Tuesday, January 16, 2007

How to earn your MC rightfully

pots and pots of yummy food!

1. Go swimming in the rain. Of course it helps more if the rain smells filthy and the pool water is extremely cold that the minute you step in, you shiver down your spine.

2. Eat chocolates for dinner like a glutton. Gluttony is the key word here.

3. Follow this chocolate eating session with fermented rice (called 'tapai') which probably would have been kept for months from the day you bought it. If tapai cannot be found easily then durians would do.

4. Go out for a second dinner and eat like you've never eaten before again. If possible, order all spicy food.

Such simple things to do to earn your medical certificate rightfully and I wonder why people go forging them till they get caught and sacked.

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