Losing weight in 20 minutes

Wanna know how to lose weight in 20 minutes? Ask me.

I thought I was putting on some weight. I was at the Giordano warehouse sale two weeks ago where I bought 2 pairs of pants which fit just right. Today, I'm wearing one of it and I can put my whole arm right through it and still have some space left. It becomes worse when you decide not to wear a belt and the only thing keeping it up is the butt. I guess all the running around and doing ten thousand things at one go finally takes its toll.