Special CVs

The company I worked for recently advertised for the position of
Corporate Writer aka Corporate Blogger. Somehow a lot of people
thought that they qualify by just having a blog. I've got teachers and
technicians, car accessories salesman to students applying for the
job. There were also funny remarks made by some and these are two of
them:

Applicant 1:
Why I'd like to work for Company A - I want to work for a company that
has a prayer room.

Applicant 2:
Current Salary: MYR 50
Brief Description of Job Function: make sure te places
clean,ticketing,customer services,food and beverages,safety and
secutiy,satteling problem.
Reason for Leaving: the event are not always have. just around five to
six event in one year.
Education background - Major:Tailor skill

I rest my case. It is that dificult to find someone who can write.