I Hire You

My boss can't see me relaxing in office after I've submitted in my resignation. So she has meetings at 4:30pm when she's around so I can't go off at 5:00pm sharp. She'll also find ways to use the meeting room so I don't spend too much time pumping milk. Maybe it's just me thinking about her this way but I'm not the first. Anyway, her latest tactic was asking me to go through all the applications for some certain posts, call them for interview and decide which ones I should hire. I am so tempted to hire the one with the resume as below. That'll be the day the company's corporate blog turns into the number one blog worldwide....